The Male Massager – The 4WD of sex toys
Posted by admin in Last Longer During Sex - Products on March 11, 2010
Despite fuel hikes, four wheel drive vehicles remain incredibly popular in any country blessed with more than ten kilometres of rough roads.
Eco awareness and pumped up fuel prices have forced manufacturers to find ways to fulfill the passion for the look and space of a 4WD without the gas guzzling consumption. Their answer has been to switch the chassis from a truck platform to that of a car, and these have now become known as crossover four wheel drive SUV’s.
Do you see what they did there? The manufacturers realized that their customers wanted a rugged, hard working vehicle that can take the rough with the smooth, and keep going with improved performance on less fuel consumption.
Now picture the same scenario for yourself. If your partner complains to you that your lovemaking is shorter than shifting a gear, maybe it’s time you went back to the drawing board and thought about how you can change to provide longer endurance with equal passion.
The Male Massager is the 4WD of sex toys. It will train you to keep loving stronger for longer. The silver beads ride up and down the full length of your manhood exposing you to the extreme sensations of full sex. With regular sessions you can train yourself to endure even the most powerful sensation of the sex act and still retain your ability to keep piling on ahead and deliver a powerful performance.
Put an order in for the Male Massager today and gear up for longer, more intimate, more meaningful lovemaking sessions by conditioning yourself with the powerful strokes of this incredible all terrain sex toy!
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Rosy cheeks and dreamy stares
Posted by admin in Last Longer During Sex - Products on December 15, 2009
“It’s the work of the devil and I am not going to touch it” said Nathaniel, turning his head away from Betty.
“Oh my lover” said Betty, “tis quite the contrary. The man told me it was like the first kiss of a maiden fair, and you should try it just a few times and soon you can become as virile and powerful as a stallion, riding hard in the saddle all night long.”
She had just purchased a latter day version of the Male Massager, a complicated contraption to be sure. A copper canister was filled with water and placed over a naked flame. Tubes attached under the device fed the Massager with steam, which powered the pistons up and down. Once the man had fully inserted his proud priapus, the pistons would massage him until he could withstand the profound sensations not a moment longer.
Eventually, with regular practice, a lad who had previously been spilling seed quicker than the salesman’s best sales patter, would learn to sustain himself as the steam driven Massager went about its machinations.
It took poor Betty longer to remove her petticoats than it did for Nathaniel to reach the point of no return. So it was with pleading and calm persistence that she eventually persuaded him to try of the Male Massager. And Nathaniel tried it and found that it was good. Throughout that winter Nathaniel kept the fire well stoked and the pistons pumping while he worked up a head of steam. All who visited commented how cosy and warm the house was, and how rosy were Betty’s cheeks and how dreamy her eyes, which made them smile knowingly.
The Male Massager today of course is a machine of infinite simplicity. Powered by batteries and with the convenience of a multi-speed controller, it will train you, session by enjoyable session, to build sexual stamina. With regular application, you too will witness the rosy cheeks and dreamy gaze of your lover. So tell her to wake up and get you a Male Massager for Christmas.
How not to last longer during sex
Posted by admin in Last Longer During Sex - Problems on December 14, 2009
When you put your ‘how to last longer during sex’ problem out on the net as a discussion point, be prepared for a bounty of bad advice. Below is a genuine thread for a young guy suffering through the hell of an early finish to proceedings. For the sake of authenticity, all grammar and spelling mistakes have been left unedited:
The problem:
Hi
Just looking for some advice that is getting me down a bit. Basically, I’m in my early 20’s and not really had a great deal of sexual experience but in the last 6 months or so , times have been good! the only thing is though, i find myself not been able to last along time, maybe about 3-5 mins of sex..obviously I’ve tried to focus on foreplay, fingering and oral but most of the time the girls just grab my **** after a few minutes and guide it in….I’ve noticed that if I’m on top I seem to come even quicker…
I’ve read about masturbating beforehand etc but i dont think that has a great deal of impact for me, doesn’t make a huge difference. I’ve heard of kegels , just wondering if their good and whats the best way to do them in order to make an impact. is their anything else i can do ?
The ‘solutions’ put forward:
- When your getting close try and name the 1966 starting XI. (The England World Cup winning team of 1966)
- 2. think you’ll find a lot of men ‘arrive’ quicker when the woman is on top. Experience will eventually help but in the meantime, do what an ex once said to me “THINK OF DEAD RABBITS”
- 3. On top??? That is just perverted. Surely her breasts will be bouncing around everywhere? Is it even physically possible?
- 4. I’d not worry too much, everyone knows women can’t orgasm anyway so as long as you cough your filthy yogurt then who cares?
- 5. I find a very fine sandpaper on the bell end once a week helps you lose some of the sensitivity, thus making sex last longer.
- 6. Try 3 condoms at once, and if that doesn’t do the trick add more until you can’t feel anything.
Of course, all of these solutions are palpable nonsense. Thinking of any football team, shopping list or train timetable is not going to distract your mind from giving the penis the green light to shoot. Likewise, thinking of dead rabbits or puppies or any other creature. Woman on top is usually recognized as one of the best sex positions to delay ejaculation because it dampens the sensitivity to the penis head.
As for the sandpaper technique, hmm, probably not. One thicker condom might do the trick to reduce sensitivity, but two or three is a costly, uncomfortable, joyless and inefficient method of delaying orgasm.
Top tips for long lasting Christmas love making!
Posted by admin in Last Longer During Sex - Tips on December 14, 2009
Well, the holidays are nearly upon us, and that should give you time to relax and unwind and get back in tune with your sex life. You know that for most of the year, it’s always 100mph, dashing to work, skipping lunch, coming home late, listening to a whole bunch of problems. Who needs it?
And if the recession has kissed your job goodbye, you’re given the luxury of time but with no money to enjoy it. None of these factors are conducive to last longer during sex.
Here are some last longer during sex Christmas tips on how to have a cracking good sex life over the festive period.
Tip 1: We’re cruising to the end of the year and things are winding down. Enjoy it. Take your time, go home earlier than usual and relax. Rest revitalizes your sexual appetites.
Tip 2: Go easy on all the Christmas goodies. A full stomach laden with hard to digest foods does not make you feel in the least bit romantic or sexy.
Tip 3: Christmas is a good time for eating nuts; make sure you get some in because they’re good for sex; especially brazil nuts, almonds and walnuts which are rich in Omega 3 fatty acids and vitamin E, yet light on the stomach.
Tip 4: For a real turn on, beg and bribe your partner to dress up in a sexy Santarina outfit like the one pictured. Sexy dressing up sessions are fun and a real turn on. It’s a great way to reinvigorate your libido and to see your girl in horny Christmas stockings.
Tip 5: Casually mention to your partner that it’s your new year’s resolution to build your sexual stamina, and you heard of this great sex toy called the Male Massager that does the job beautifully.
Tip 6: Try some illicit sex. With your in-laws snoring away in front of the TV after Christmas dinner, and the kids playing with their new toys, just sneak upstairs for some secret naughty sex.
Tip 7: Stay relaxed, and if you think you’re going to blow your stack too quickly, masturbate first and get all the tension out of the way.
Follow these tips and have yourself a very sexy little Christmas! Merry Christmas to all our readers!